News - In a bizarre attempt to support the proposed anti-homosexuality laws in Uganda, Pastor Martin Ssempa showed a gay porno to his congregation. Ssempa told the BBC: "We are in the process of legislation and we have to educate ourselves about what homosexuals do."

Uganda proposes to make punishment for convicted homosexuals tougher. They can already be jailed for life, but may be executed if the new laws pass.

I'm assuming the 300 or so churchgoers were horrified by the adult movie, but in my mind there's at least ten people who were pleasantly surprised: "Oh, so that's where you're supposed to put it!"

Also - where did he get it? Is there a Prowler, Uganda? What title did he choose? Suggestions below please.

Presumably this is a series of "educational" films. Over the next weeks (to see what gays get up to) he'll be showing Glee, Come Dine With Me and Torchwood. I might go actually...